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The Jerma Rumble is an event created by the Jerma Wrestling Federation, in which various characters (e.g. Gabe Newell, The Egg, Glue Man, and even Jerma himself) compete in several wrestling events in order to obtain bragging rights. The event is hosted in the video games WWE 13 and WWE 2K14 for the PlayStation 3 and WWE 2K15, WWE 2K16 and WWE 2K17 for the PlayStation 4, as well as in real life. Each Rumble consists of twenty or thirty characters. Two fighters start the rumble and every minute a new fighter enters until only one is left. This is extremely unfair (as the last entrants have the highest chance to win) and Jerma even admits it.

WrestlersEdit

Jerma Rumble 1Edit

Order
Wrestler
Eliminated as Time in the ring
Eliminated By
1 The Egg 1 3:08 Gabe Newell
2 Gabe Newell 10 13:38 Grandpa
3 The Spy 3 2:58 Byeah #284
4 Byeah #36 2 1:42 Gabe Newell
5 Byeah #284 4 1:24 Bat Boy
6 Bat Boy 5 2:22 Gabe Newell
7 Boo 7 5:12 Cpt. Humphries
8 Cpt. Humphries 11 7:15 MLC_St3alth
9 Sonic 6 1:46 Gabe Newell
10 MLC_St3alth 12 5:49 STAR_
11 Benjamin Franklin 9 1:14 MLC_St3alth
12 Burgah Boy 8 0:57 Ben Franklin
13 STAR_ 14 3:00 Danny Devito
14 Grandpa 17 6:01 Jerma
15 Obama 13 1:37 Grandpa
16 Danny Devito 16 3:42 Glue Man
17 The Chicken 15 2:17 Danny Devito
18 Glue Man 19 3:16 Jerma
19 Jerma N/A 2:15 -
20 Byeah #419 18 0:29 Jerma

Jerma Rumble 2Edit

Order
Wrestler
Eliminated as Time in the ring
Eliminated By
1 STAR_ 1
4:27
Grandpa
2 Pac-Man 3 5:39 Gordon Freeman
3 Grandpa 2 3:47 Gabe Newell
4 Monopoly Guy 4 5:01 Gabe Newell
5 Gabe Newell 5 4:50 Gordon Freeman
6 Gordon Freeman 6 4:28 Earthworm Jim
7 Ma3la 11 10:53 Mario
8 30's Milkman 7 4:30 Mario
9 Earthworm Jim 12 10:21 Cap'n Crunch
10 Mario (Byeah) 13 9:40 Santa
11 Easter Bunny 9 3:16 Mario
12 Martin Van Buren 8 3:16 Easter Bunny
13 The Heavy 15 6:51 Santa
14 The Coat Hanger 10 1:42 Earthworm Jim
15 Cap'n Crunch - 8:38 -
16 Santa Claus 18 5:26 The Egg
17 Elvis 14 0:40 Cap'n Crunch
18 Burgah Boy 17 2:37 Cap'n Crunch
19 Jerma 16 0:38 Santa
20 The Egg 19 1:35 Cap'n Crunch

Jerma Rumble 3Edit

Order
Wrestler
Eliminated as Time in the ring
Eliminated By
- Grandpa

0* 0* Demon Lord Zeraxos
- Demon Lord Zeraxos 0* 0* Himself (realized inequity)
- Sonic 0* 0* Demon Lord Zeraxos
1 Turtimos 1 2:25 Count Chocula
2 Frank Pizza 2 3:50 Count Chocula
3 Count Chocula 10 9:59 Demon Lord Zeraxos
4 Glue Man 4 3:31 Count Chocula & Giant Rat
5 Dick Richard 3 2:22 Candyman
6 Candyman † 9 6:45 Demon Lord Zeraxos
7 The Giant Rat 6 1:44 Count Chocula
8 Earthworm Jim 5 0:33 Count Chocula
9 The Mime 8 3:45 Demon Lord Zeraxos
10 The Slim Jim Guy 7 2:32 Demon Lord Zeraxos
11 Miserable Mikey 13 6:42 The Pencil
12 The Egg 11 3:38 Bat Boy
- Demon Lord Zeraxos 0* 0* Mr. Sneak Man
- Mr. Sneak Man 0* 0* Himself (heroic sacrifice)
13 Bat Boy 15 7:07 Sonny
14 Pac-Man 12 1:20 Miserable Mikey
15 The Pencil - 9:27 -
16 Jerma 14 1:51 Gabe Newell
17 Gabe Newell 19 6:29 The Pencil
18 Byeah #846 17 3:14 Gabe Newell
19 Sonny 16 1:36 Gabe Newell
20 Tony the Tiger 18 1:31 Gabe Newell

Jerma Rumble - Live Action Edit

Order
Wrestler
Eliminated as Time in the ring
Eliminated By
1 Disco Diaper

- 32:55 -
2 Jay Buffet 2 5:18 Glue Man
3 Jerma 1 6:36 Glue Man
4 Carl Griffinsteed 7 14:07 Himself
5 Burgah Boy 5 9:45 Dick Richard
6 Glue Man 4 6:50 Burgah Boy
7 Pac-Man 14 2:32 Himself
8 Sonic 3 3:08 Dick Richard
9 Dick Richard 8 4:10 Demon Lord Zeraxos
10 Audience Member 11 11:07 The Magician
- Demon Lord Zeraxos - 0:00 The Apple
11 The Egg 6 0:00 Carl Griffinsteed
12 The Apple - 0:00 Attacked Zeraxos on the way to the ring and refused to enter the match.
13 The EMT 9 1:45 Winston
14 Winston 17 14:44 Demon Grandpa
15 The Two Person Horse 10 2:26 Audience Member, Winston

and "Byeah 788"

16 Byeah 788 - 0:00 Replaced by "Byeah 788"
- Byeah 788's Imposter 12 1:33 The Magician
- Bottom Half of The Two Person Horse 19 13:30 Disco Diaper
17 The Magician 13 1:17 Pac-Man
18 The Christmas Tree 15 2:39 The Giant Rat
19 The Giant Rat 16 2:16 Demon Grandpa
20 Demon Grandpa 18 2:32 Bottom Half of The

Two Person Horse


Jermania - Stream Edition 2016Edit

Rumble 1 (non-canon)Edit

Order
Wrestler
Time Entered
Time Eliminated
Eliminated By
1 Glue Man 57:50 1:03:07 Andrew Jackerry Jacked
2 Dr. Oetker 58:44 1:14:24 Mr. Sneak Man
3 The Archmage of Mampang 1:00:17 1:08:13 Dr. Oetker
4 Lorag 1:01:06 1:07:02 The Archmage of Mampang
5 Sun Serpent 1:01:52 1:11:01 Moon Serpent
6 Andrew Jackerry Jacked 1:02:42 1:06:39 VR Guy
7 VR Guy 1:04:24 1:10:21 Dr. Oetker
8 Agent 47 1:08:02 1:12:39 Dr. Oetker
9 Moon Serpent 1:08:50 1:11:30 Time Serpent
10 Jerma 1:09:39 1:10:00 Dr. Oetker
11 Time Serpent 1:11:15 1:12:39 Dr. Oetker
12 Water Serpent 1:12:03 1:21:08 Flanker
13 Mr. Sneak Man 1:12:50 1:17:10 Water Serpent
14 Jerma Moon 1:13:39 1:18:32 Byeah #882
15 Paul Bearer 1:14:29 1:19:07 Water Serpent
16 Byeah #882 1:15:17 1:20:31 Sluggo
17 Sluggo 1:16:05 1:32:21 James Madison
18 Orson Welles 1:18:43 1:23:55 Easy Pete
19 Easy Pete 1:19:42 1:27:59 Flanker
20 Flanker 1:20:31 1:33:08 Frogmin
21 The Snattacat 1:21:42 1:27:41 Easy Pete
22 Air Serpent 1:22:29 1:34:10 N/A (Crash)
23 Tooth Goblin 1:25:17 1:30:39 Air Serpent
24 James Madison 1:28:56 1:34:10 N/A (Crash)
25 Mystery Man 1:31:19 1:34:10 N/A (Crash)
26 Frogmin 1:32:07 1:34:10 N/A (Crash)
27 Earth Serpent 1:33:42 1:34:10 N/A (Crash)
- The Analander - - -
- Widowmaker - - -
- Fire Serpent - - -

Rumble 2Edit

Order
Wrestler
Time Entered
Time Eliminated
Eliminated By
1 Jerma 1:34:50 1:39:40 Glue Man & Lorag
2 VR Guy 1:35:23 1:37:09 Jerma & The Archmage of Mampang
3 The Archmage of Mampang 1:36:44 1:50:19 Time Serpent
4 Lorag 1:37:33 1:50:48 Time Serpent
5 Sun Serpent 1:38:21 1:42:05 The Archmage of Mampang
6 Glue Man 1:39:09 1:46:21 Agent 47
7 Byeah #882 1:39:57 1:46:03 The Archmage of Mampang
8 Agent 47 1:40:58 1:50:18 Lorag
9 Moon Serpent 1:43:23 1:45:45 Agent 47
10 Andrew Jackerry Jacked 1:46:59 1:48:00 Agent 47
11 Time Serpent 1:47:47 2:01:39 Orson Welles
12 Water Serpent 1:48:35 1:58:50 Dr. Oetker
13 Mr. Sneak Man 1:49:23 1:54:27 Water Serpent
14 Jerma Moon 1:51:29 1:56:58 Time Serpent
15 Paul Bearer 1:52:17 2:00:20 Easy Pete
16 Dr. Oetker 1:53:05 2:11:05 Earth Serpent
17 Sluggo 1:55:40 2:01:43 Easy Pete (Off Screen)
18 Orson Welles 1:58:15 2:07:36 James Madison
19 Easy Pete 2:00:03 2:05:08 Dr. Oetker
20 Flanker 2:01:35 2:03:10 Dr. Oetker
21 The Snattacat 2:02:56 2:05:38 Orson Welles
22 Air Serpent 2:03:46 2:13:27 James Madison
23 Tooth Goblin 2:04:34 2:08:00 Mystery Man
24 James Madison 2:06:27 2:14:14 Frogmin
25 Mystery Man 2:07:15 2:16:54 Fire Serpent
26 Frogmin 2:08:47 2:17:02 The Analander
27 Earth Serpent 2:09:34 2:14:53 Mystery Man
28 The Analander 2:12:30 2:17:28 Fire Serpent
29 Widowmaker 2:14:50 2:15:24 Mystery Man
30 Fire Serpent 2:15:40 -

Jermania - Stream Edition 2017 Edit

Rumble 1 (non-canon)Edit

Order
Wrestler
Time Entered
Time Eliminated
Eliminated By
1 BDDBB 1:22:12 1:26:21 Dr. Oetker
2 PSVR 1:22:12 1:33:42 Dr. Oetker
3 The Analander 1:23:00 1:25:17 PSVR
4 Louie Anderson 1:23:49 1:31:41 Dr. Oetker
5 Widowmaker 1:24:38 1:29:22 Dr. Oetker
6 Dr. Oetker 1:25:26 1:36:20 Frogmin
7 VR Guy 1:26:38 1:33:51 Frogmin
8 Frogmin 1:27:44 1:37:09 James Garfield
9 Dr. Mosquito 1:30:54 1:36:13 Wirehead
10 James Garfield 1:33:02 1:41:39 Glue Man
11 Charlie Cheese Nips 1:35:01 1:45:53 Peggy Vump
12 Wirehead 1:35:48 1:39:01 Charlie Cheese Nips
13 Earl Vump 1:37:35 1:47:09 Jerma
14 Mr. Sneak Man 1:38:23 1:45:32 Earl Vump
15 Rodney Vump 1:39:15 1:40:47 Charlie Cheese Nips
16 Glue Man 1:40:23 1:42:19 Charlie Cheese Nips
17 Peggy Vump 1:42:08 1:46:59 Jerma Moon
18 Jerma 1:43:02 - N/A (Crash)
19 Jerma Moon 1:43:50 1:50:20 Jerma
20 Gorilla Reading A Book 1:46:45 1:49:58 Jerma
21 Etalyx 1:47:36 - N/A (Crash)
22 Andrew Jackerry Jacked 1:48:25 - N/A (Crash)
23 The Syringe Clown 1:49:13 1:49:25 Jerma Moon
24 Garfield - - -
25 Easy Pete - - -
26 Nvidia Greg - - -
27 Twitch Chat - - -
28 John Marston - - -
29 Captain Cheese-It - - -
30 The Hollow Knight - - -

Rumble 2Edit

Order
Wrestler
Time Entered
Time Eliminated
Eliminated By
1 Widowmaker 1:50:38 1:56:51 Louie Anderson
2 The Analander 1:50:38 1:56:55 Dr. Oetker
3 BDDBB 1:51:27 1:55:20 Glue Man
4 Louie Anderson 1:52:16 1:57:15 Dr. Oetker
5 Glue Man 1:53:04 2:02:30 Charlie Cheese Nips
6 Dr. Oetker 1:53:52 1:59:25 Glue Man
7 VR Guy 1:56:39 2:01:12 Charlie Cheese Nips
8 Frogmin 1:58:11 2:02:04 Dr. Mosquito
9 Dr. Mosquito 1:59:00 2:09:51 Jerma
10 James Garfield 1:59:48 2:01:21 Glue Man
11 Charlie Cheese Nips 2:00:45 2:04:41 Earl Vump
12 Wirehead 2:02:44 2:07:51 Dr. Mosquito
13 Earl Vump 2:03:33 2:06:14 Mr. Sneak Man
14 Mr. Sneak Man 2:04:21 2:08:14 Dr. Mosquito
15 Rodney Vump 2:05:09 2:16:45 Jerma Moon
16 PSVR 2:05:59 2:10:10 Jerma Moon
17 Peggy Vump 2:07:38 2:13:03 Jerma Moon
18 Jerma 2:09:11 2:21:09 Twitch Chat
19 Jerma Moon 2:09:58 2:19:18 Easy Pete
20 Gorilla Reading A Book 2:11:21 2:12:56 Rodney Vump
21 Etalyx 2:12:10 2:18:20 Garfield
22 Andrew Jackerry Jacked 2:14:09 2:21:25 Garfield
23 The Syringe Clown 2:14:57 2:16:53 Andrew Jackerry Jacked
24 Garfield 2:18:01 2:24:38 Twitch Chat
25 Easy Pete 2:18:49 2:21:08 Garfield
26 Nvidia Greg 2:19:38 2:28:43 Captain Cheese-It
27 Twitch Chat 2:20:33 2:29:15 Captain Cheese-It
28 John Marston 2:22:31 2:26:05 Captain Cheese-It
29 Captain Cheez-It 2:23:19 - -
30 The Hollow Knight 2:24:07 2:28:35 Twitch Chat

JermemeiaEdit

20-Man Rumble Edit

Order
Wrestler
Time Entered
Time Eliminated
Eliminated By
1 Censor Bar 41:18 47:15 Baldcoin
2 Jerma LATE 43:07 46:46 Censor Bar
3 Baldcoin 44:12 51:30 Counting
4 126 IQ 44:48 51:04 Flanker
5 OWO 45:24 51:03 Counting
6 JermaCraft 46:18 47:03 OWO
7 Comb Streamer 46:55 49:11 126 IQ
8 FREESHIT 47:32 52:18 Flanker
9 Jerma SHORT 48:28 49:03 Baldcoin
10 Counting 49:07 56:52 Jerma LIFEISPAIN
11 Flanker 49:44 53:12 Time Serpent
12 NEXT 50:41 57:07 Time Serpent
13 Coffee, Cheetos, Chicken 51:18 52:58 NEXT
14 Time Serpent 53:07 1:01:03 Mod Kyle
15 ILABI 53:58 58:17 Time Serpent
16 Jerma LIFEISPAIN 54:34 1:01:06 Loud Pee
17 Acid Bass 55:11 56:31 Counting
18 Loud Pee 55:48 1:01:55 Mod Kyle
19 Seagull 56:55 59:37 Time Serpent
20 Mod Kyle 58:08 - -

Jermania - Stream Edition 2018Edit

Rumble 1 Edit

Order
Wrestler
Time Entered
Time Eliminated
Eliminated By
1 Jex Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Green Screen
2 Sweetrind Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Jex
3 Garret Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Uncle Lou & Pinwheel
4 Pinwheel Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Green Screen
5 Lou Elbertson Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Bill Crazy
6 Glue Man Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Pinwheel
7 Dr. Shmoixen Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Green Screen
8 Bill Crazy Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Jex
9 MagiStank Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Green Screen
10 Car Valet Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Jex
11 Green Screen Waiting For Video - -
12 Sans Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Bean Bag Sonic
13 Bean Bag Sonic Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Elvis
14 B. F. Bugleberry Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Bean Bag Sonic
15 Willem Dafoe Waiting For Video Waiting For Video MagiStank
16 Binary_Man Waiting For Video Waiting For Video MagiStank
17 Wall Dad Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Green Screen
18 Red Blend Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Bean Bag Sonic
19 Adam Sandler Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Green Screen
20 Elvis Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Green Screen
21 GrillMasterXBBQ Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Elvis
22 Gary the Fuck Up Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Willem Dafoe
23 Otto Waiting For Video Waiting For Video The Quiet Man
24 Jerma Raptor Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Otto
25 Odd Micheal Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Nintendo Labo
26 Nintendo Labo Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Chuck Shnozwell
27 The Quiet Man Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Green Screen
28 Chuck Shnozwell Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Green Screen
29 Hornet Waiting For Video Waiting For Video The Quiet Man
30 Fireman Waiting For Video Waiting For Video Green Screen & Quiet Man

*The character didn't particiated in a annual match, so it counts as he didn't formally eliminated anyone as well.