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"Did someone ask for an EGG?"
―The Egg's classic entrance line.

The Egg is a mysterious, egg-like ambassador of eggs everywhere. His motivations and origins are largely a mystery, but he is no doubt a shitty character.

Description[]

The Egg is a humanoid being who resembles an egg. He is a ghostly pale, overweight man wearing white boxers, a white shirt, and an Australian akubra (a trait shared with Exoskeleton Bug Millennium Boy). He is sometimes seen carrying a pumpkin-shaped basket, which is full of eggs. In the Jerma Rumbles, he also has several missing teeth, perpetually-crossed eyes, and disproportionately thin limbs.

The Egg loves nothing more than a good egg. He is very vocal about this love of eggs, sometimes pushing it onto others and getting mad when they don't love eggs as much as he does. It can get to a point where he gets so distraught, he locks himself in the shower for hours. He also seems to lack proper English grammar.

The Egg's past life and real name is unknown. He is implied to be from somewhere in the Mediterranean. Jerma called him an old friend of his who was in some kind of "crazy accident" at some point of his life that made him what he is now, a phenomenon similar to Glue Man's story.

History[]

4000 Subs: Computer Set-Up Video, and Who is THE EGG!?[]

TheEggBurp

The Egg burping while Jerma is looking at the abomination that The Egg is making

The Egg made his first appearance during Jerma's 4,000 subscriber milestone video. Jerma decides to show what he makes for breakfast, but realizes he is out of eggs. Fortunately, The Egg enters the kitchen with a Halloween bucket full of eggs. He starts cracking them into the frying pan, but puts way too many in, much to Jerma's chagrin. When asked about egg yolks vs. egg whites, The Egg answers: "in [the] Mediterranean, we only cook hybrid goat and chicken eggs." Jerma is confused, but The Egg shushes him before cracking a raw egg in his own mouth. Annoyed, Jerma decides to just cook the bacon, but The Egg slaps it on the floor before storming out.

As Jerma cooks the bacon, he hears a loud noise from the shower and rushes into the bathroom to find The Egg unconscious in the shower. To resuscitate him, Jerma cracks two raw eggs into his open mouth. The Egg then stands up, right as rain, and Jerma insists that he go home for the night.

In the Ring[]

The Jerma Rumble[]

The Egg is the first character to ever enter a Jerma Rumble. He is usually seen dodging most of the punches and moves, suggesting that he has the highest agility of any of the characters, which is ironic given his short, heavyset stature. The Egg was the first ever contender in Jerma Rumble, facing off against Gabe Newell; unfortunately, The Egg was also the first ever elimination when he got tossed out of the ring by Gabe Newell.

Jerma Rumble 2[]

In Jerma Rumble 2 he is the last contendant where he is seen getting in the stage through a portal to hell, after about 2 minutes The Egg has his first ever elimination, Santa Claus, which is one of the strongest and tallest characters in all the Jerma Rumble series. After eliminating Santa Claus he faces off with Captain Crunch in what Jerma describes as "The Battle of the Breakfast". After 3 minutes of fighting, The Egg gets eliminated by Captain Crunch, who ends up as the Jerma Rumble 2 champion.

Jermania 2014[]

The Egg is seen for about 10 seconds in Jermania 2014 where he, with The Turkey, is trying to stop the 30's Milkman from attacking Santa Claus. After that event The Egg is not seen again in Jermania 2014.

Jerma Rumble 3[]

TheEggAttack

The Egg punching Miserable Mikey while he is distracted by Zeraxos' rampage

The Egg enters as 12th in the third Jerma Rumble, moments before Demon Lord Zeraxos goes on a rampage, killing The Slim Jim Guy, The Mime, Candy Man. During this incident, The Egg takes advantage of Miserable Mikey being distracted by the rampage and punches him in the face, as Jerma remains in shock over Demon Lord Zeraxos' actions. Zeraxos then proceeds to kill Count Chocula while The Egg and Miserable Mikey start plotting who should take on Lord Zeraxos, moments later Mr. Sneak Man defeats Lord Zeraxos and the fight continues. After about 2 minutes The Egg is eliminated by Bat Boy, and that's the last time he is seen in Jerma Rumble 3.

Jerma Rumble - Live Action![]

The Egg entered the live action rumble at number 11, where he made his first real life appearance in five years but unfortunately never even entered the ring as he was pushed off the ring apron by Karl Griffinsteed, who eliminated himself when he went backstage to help The Apple fight Demon Lord Zeraxos, causing The Egg to crack on impact when he fell to the floor, eliminating him from the competition. He was carried away by The EMT along with the remains of Jerma who had "at least 1 broken bone". It is unknown if either of them survived however it is unlikely as only a small amount of yolk was taken from The Egg's corpse.

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Trivia[]

  • The role of "The Egg" is always played by Burgah Boy.
  • Jerma ate eight and a half hard-boiled eggs in one sitting during the Egg Swallow Stream, a feat that would make The Egg proud.
  • Due to Jerma's rule that only video game characters can be resurrected without going to hell, it's very possible that The Egg is dead and in hell forever after his death in the live Rumble.
    • Since The Egg emerged from hell as his entrance in Jerma Rumble 2, it's possible that he's already some sort of demonic entity.
  • If one assumes that The Egg is made of eggs, his notorious egg diet would mean he is an unrelenting cannibal.
    • In the live Jerma Rumble, it is stated on The Egg's number card that he is "made with real egg" meaning that The Egg could be a cannibal after all.
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