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The Pencil was an anthropomorphic No. 2 pencil created by Dixon, who was a professional wrestler.

He is known for being one of the most controversial and under-handed fighters in the entire JWF.

In the Ring[]

Jerma Rumble 3[]

Coming from the land of "your neighborhood classroom," The Pencil entered the Jerma Rumble well-prepared, stating that he sharpened his head to the point where he could stab someone in the heart and instantly kill him. The Pencil was first introduced as fifteenth contestant of Jerma Rumble 3 to middling fanfare - this was before his true nature was evident. He was able to sucessfully eliminate Miserable Mikey, his first and last honest elimination. For the rest of the Rumble, he pretty much just stood around and tried not to attract attention to himself while the others fought it out.

Eventually, Gabe Newell entered the ring and went on a rampage, eliminating all the other wrestlers until it was just him and The Pencil left. Gaben easily pummeled The Pencil, until The Pencil suddenly winced and fell down on one knee after he apparently injured his leg. As Gaben came to check on him, being a good sportsman, The Pencil revealed that it was a farce and sucker punched him right in the nuts, stunning him. The Pencil took advantage of this moment of weakness to eliminate Gaben, securing his position as the official champion of Jerma Rumble 3. Despite his disgraceful conduct, he still won the rumble, which lacked any rules of good sportsmanship. The audience was extremely outraged by this upset, and The Pencil was escorted out of the ring by security to keep the fans from snapping him where he stood. This incident crushed Gaben's spirit for years.

Jermania 2020[]

The Pencil made his shocking return during the Rumbles segment of Jermania 2020. During the initial Rumble, The Pencil was revealed to be the third wrestler in the ring, shocking the audience. His appearance was controversial, and the other wrestlers were well aware of his reputation.

He walked in with a strongly changed appearance, appearing much more like a human in a costume compared to his previous showing at Jerma Rumble 3, where he looked like an actual pencil who grew limbs. His head had turned into a knight's helmet with black metal representing the spike. Underneath it he had the face of a male human. The "No. 2" from his body was gone and replaced by the "Dixon"-Logo, revealing his original manufacturers.

Gabe Newell also arrived shortly thereafter, though The Pencil seemed to be avoiding him. The Pencil managed to eliminate Jigsaw (wow, good job beating up a tiny puppet, idiot) before being eliminated himself by Fortnite Jimmy out of all possible people. Due to this, The Pencil did not return for the encore Rumble. Served that bastard right.

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Trivia[]

  • Although Jerma stated that he sharpened himself very finely for his participation in the Rumble, his head stll looks quite dull.
  • He was entirely naked, save for his belt.
  • He was the first shitty character to win a Jerma Rumble, the second being The Disco Diaper.
    • However, neither of them won through legitimate or fair means (Pencil winning via cheap shot and The Disco Diaper winning because his dead body was in the ring the entire time).
  • He was the worst person to ever live.
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